He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I understand Curling. That high.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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