you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
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Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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