Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
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