I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
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because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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