Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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