omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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