so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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