No, you can still breathe under the balls.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
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I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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