is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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