but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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