How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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