i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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