piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
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