Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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