I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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