Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Randomize
