Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
