But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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