I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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