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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
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You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
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She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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