Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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