Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
