im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
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any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
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I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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