Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
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As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
try to milk me bitch
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