just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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