My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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