Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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