this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
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You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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