no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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