Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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