How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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