Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Randomize
