I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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