The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
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The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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