I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
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Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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