is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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