Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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