Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
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Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
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