Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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