Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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