just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
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lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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