ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i just had sex bonerless
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
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When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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