remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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