normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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