your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
Randomize
