Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
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I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
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I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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