mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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