ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Come share oat with me in your robe
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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