Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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