I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
God, I missed his penis.
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