She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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