I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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