Your tits are I can't wait for
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Randomize