So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Randomize
