oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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