some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Houston, we have a blender
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
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Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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