I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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